The woman stores fidelity in two cases: when considers that its man to anybody is not similar, or when considers that all men are identical.
The husband loves the wife until will grow fond of other woman. The wife loves the husband to a coffin, and then to a coffin of other husband.
Having learnt about change, the lady hopes that it is lie, and the philanderer – that [...]
Employees of military registration and enlistment offices burn down still as! For example:
1. Has surplus of a body on 19 kg.
2. Психиатp: in 8 summer возpасте пеpенес психотpавму – ножевое pанение drunk пpохожим в 8 летнем возpасте пеpенес психотpавму – ножевое pанение пьяным пpохожим
3. Пpизывник by a heredity it is not burdened
4. The logopedist: stutter умеpенной the degrees, close to ноpме заикание умеpенной степени, близкое к ноpме
5. Psychological qualities are absent
6. Sharply allocated psychological qualities and отpицательных хаpактеpа are not present qualities
7. No refusals from наpушений тpудовой discipline has
8. Вpедных [...]
П Р ABOUT Д AND M:
* Conditioners «Last sigh», providing vacuum indoors for 8
Seconds
* Toilet bowl with direct outflow in drain бачек
* The gas chamber converted for preparation of pies with meat
* Tea service "Chefir", coffee service "Kefir", soup service "Greedily",
шашлычницу "Scorching heat"
* 2 томник «Pearls of national nonsense»
* Bicycles "Schoolboy", "Student", "Post-graduate student", "Dean"
* Spiral накаливания the female
* New bowl [...]
Catch on kitchen of a cockroach and attentively look narrowly at it.
If the cockroach vigorous and healthy, means at you the house everything is all right.
If a cockroach квелый – be engaged in the wife, she badly feeds you.
If the cockroach of strictly black colour – you waits promotion.
If a cockroach red – in you the blonde is enamoured.
If the cockroach green is to the big money in [...]
If hedgehogs bred division, and 1 time a day, shared
Today – 1 hedgehog
Tomorrow – 2 hedgehogs
The day after tomorrow – 4 hedgehogs
In 3 days – 8 hedgehogs
In 4 days – 16 hedgehogs
In 5 days – 32 hedgehogs
In 6 days – 64 hedgehogs
In a week – 128 hedgehogs
In 8 days – 256 hedgehogs
In 9 days – 512 hedgehogs [...]
1. HЕРВHЫЙ: Hе finding a fly in the trousers which have been put on back to front, breaks off them in гневе.2. ОБЩИТЕЛЬHЫЙ: Ссыт only in the company irrespective of, wants or нет.3. ЗАСТЕHЧИВЫЙ: Postpones process to переступания from a foot for a foot, that поссать in одиночестве.4. ШУМHЫЙ: loudly whistles, examining through a partition #уи соседей.5. ПО#УИСТ: if all писсуары are occupied, ссыт in раковину.6. УМHИК: [...] Hе находя ширинку в штанах, надетых задом наперёд, разрывает их в гневе.2. ОБЩИТЕЛЬHЫЙ: Ссыт только в компании независимо от того, хочет или нет.3. ЗАСТЕHЧИВЫЙ: Откладывает процесс до переступания с ноги на ногу, чтобы поссать в одиночестве.4. ШУМHЫЙ: Громко посвистывает, разглядывая через перегородку #уи соседей.5. ПО#УИСТ: Если все писсуары заняты, ссыт в раковину.6. УМHИК: [...]
1. To live at least month in another's city.
2. To begin to hate a pizza, Coca-Cola and other teenage фуд. To grow fond, at last, of soup. Полюбить, наконец, суп.
3. To buy a design dress.
4. Will learn to wear heels so that not to fall even in ice.
5. To visit very expensive restaurant.
6. To pass all levels of favourite computer games and to cease to play in them.
7. The first to make a declaration of love to the boy.
8. To descend [...]
1. There is no cursor at text editors.
2. Heroes always extremely quickly type the text, and never use thus a blank key.
3. Characters of films never print with errors.
4. On any monitor of the letter have the size in some centimetres.
5. Supercomputers which uses NASA or CIA, or other government agencies, always have very simple graphic interface. If graphic [...] Если же графического [...]
The instruction is intended for women of middle age.
1. Coming into doors, at once choose a victim. The correct choice simplifies a problem on 50-90 %. As a victim choose young men, it is better than employees. The sitting militiaman – an ideal nominee. Women approach, as the majority of them with the big bags or high-heeled less, therefore it is more difficult to them to rise. Правильный выбор упрощает задачу на 50-90%. В качестве жертвы выбирайте молодых людей, лучше служащих. Сидящий милиционер – идеальная кандидатура. Женщины меньше подходят, поскольку большинство из них с большими сумками или на высоких каблуках, поэтому им труднее вставать.
2. Approach to a victim it is noisy often saying [...]
1. Stealthily to shake someone's hand and to whisper a mouth corner «you feel IT?» 2. To draw in the notebook huge … and imperceptibly to show sitting next, asking it мнение.3. To chew табак.4. To get on on itself phone hands free and periodically to tell in it something which are not concerning a theme session, for example «Me does not excite that dwarfs have not found! Show should [...]»2. Нарисовать в своем блокноте огромную ж… и незаметно показывать сидящему рядом, спрашивая его мнение.3. Жевать табак.4. Напялить на себя телефон hands free и периодически говорить в него нечто, не относящееся к теме заседания, например «Меня не волнует, что карликов не нашли! Шоу должно [...]